Motorhead Medic Gifts

CLEAR!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'I like to think of the common bile duct as the gateway to the Bahamas.

Health Care Crisis table.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

I love my motor.

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

First aid departments

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Celebration in operating theatre.

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'