Motorhead Medic Gifts

CLEAR!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Motor Tourism

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

Health Care Crisis table.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'I like to think of the common bile duct as the gateway to the Bahamas.

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

A souped up car...

I love my motor.

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

First aid departments

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'