Motorhead Philosopher Gifts

Are you looking for a gift that captures the essence of a motorhead philosopher? This interest showcases a love for philosophical pondering combined with a passion for motors and mechanics. Our collection features witty, thoughtful designs perfect for those who think deeply about horsepower and life’s bigger questions. Whether it's on a mug, t-shirt, or print, these items add a touch of humor and insight to everyday life, making it ideal for creatives and thinkers alike.

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"There you are...dreaming about cars again. A fancy new car is not the answer to everything!"

"There you are...dreaming about cars again. A fancy new car is not the answer to everything!" mockup

"There you are...dreaming about cars again. A fancy new car is not the answer to everything!"

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"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you." mockup

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

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Motor Tourism

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'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.' mockup

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

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Two wheels good, four wheels bad. mockup

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

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"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today." mockup

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

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A souped up car...

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"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"I told you not to polish the car too much." mockup

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

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Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

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Big yellow sports utility vehicle. mockup

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

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Cow outboard engine

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"D'you have any porn porn?"

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"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!" mockup

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

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CLEAR!

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"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!" mockup

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

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'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!' mockup

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

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'Existential truckstop'

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'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.' mockup

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

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Head Mechanic.

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'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.' mockup

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

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Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'. mockup

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

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Toy repair.

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"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car." mockup

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

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"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car." mockup

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

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"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile." mockup

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

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"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!" mockup

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

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Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?' mockup

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

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'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...' mockup

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

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Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds mockup

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

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Traffic Everywhere

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Motorhead Philosopher Gifts Collection

Motorhead Philosopher Mugs

Explore more of our motorhead philosopher mugs—designed to spark conversations and bring a smile to every caffeine break.

Motorhead Philosopher Pillows

Find your perfect motorhead philosopher pillow—adding clever comfort and a touch of personality to your lounging space.

Motorhead Philosopher Prints

Browse our motorhead philosopher prints—perfect for decorating with humor, insight, and a love of machinery.

Motorhead Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover our collection of motorhead philosopher t-shirts—where witty designs meet bold expressions for passionate thinkers and speed lovers.