Motorhead Philosopher Gifts

"There you are...dreaming about cars again. A fancy new car is not the answer to everything!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Cow outboard engine

"D'you have any porn porn?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

CLEAR!

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'Existential truckstop'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Head Mechanic.

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Toy repair.

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

'You said you liked red cars.'

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

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