Motorhead Philosopher Mugs

"There you are...dreaming about cars again. A fancy new car is not the answer to everything!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Cow outboard engine

"D'you have any porn porn?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

CLEAR!

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'Existential truckstop'

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

Head Mechanic.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

Toy repair.

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

Traffic Everywhere