Motorcycle Medic Gifts

'CLEAR!'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

Keyworker

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

Health Care Crisis table.

Cuba applauds its doctors

Current location

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

'I like to think of the common bile duct as the gateway to the Bahamas.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Biker At Museum

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."