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'CLEAR!'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

Keyworker

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

Cuba applauds its doctors

Health Care Crisis table.

Current location

'I like to think of the common bile duct as the gateway to the Bahamas.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

Biker At Museum

The Uses of a Stethoscope