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'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'

'Relax, Scooterman I'm going to try the Heimlich maneuver, Unless the football is wedged in sideways, it should pop right out,'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Keyworker

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Current location

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

Cuba applauds its doctors

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'