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'Sweetheart, Danny can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening then probably schedule some tests.'

'Chronic fatigue.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Kids Playing Doctor.

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"Ramming Speed!"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'It must be the plague!'

'Now then, let's see what seems to be obstructing the cash-flow.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman