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'Sweetheart, Danny can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening then probably schedule some tests.'

'Chronic fatigue.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Kids Playing Doctor.

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Ramming Speed!"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'It must be the plague!'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'Now then, let's see what seems to be obstructing the cash-flow.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman