Team Medic Gifts

'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'

'Relax, Scooterman I'm going to try the Heimlich maneuver, Unless the football is wedged in sideways, it should pop right out,'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Keyworker

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

Current location

Cuba applauds its doctors

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'