Speedy Medic Gifts

No offense, Doctor, but I'm feeling kinda rushed.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Keyworker

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

Current location

Cuba applauds its doctors

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'Hey, have all you guys got some kind of air borne disease?'

'That was quick!'