Speedy Medic Gifts

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Keyworker

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

Current location

Cuba applauds its doctors

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"Did you call for a Medic?"

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'Hey, have all you guys got some kind of air borne disease?'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

'That was quick!'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"