Mountain Medic Gifts

First aid in mountains

Happy Hour

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Rock Climber

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

It must be December again -- I just had a vision of sugarplums.

"Free why-fi.”

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"When was your last meta-physical?"

"Mom?"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'That was quick!'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

First aid and sculpture

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

"My granddaughter wants me to stop blowing the tops off mountains."

Tossing for it.