Mechanical Medic Gifts

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Well, well, well...'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Keyworker

Drool Marks

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Walking Luggage.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'