Mechanical Medic Pillows

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Well, well, well...'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Walking Luggage.

Drool Marks

Keyworker

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Directions: Call a smart friend.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."