Mechanic At Heart Pillows

'Hold it a minute, Ace.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Whaddya mean 'the clutch has done'! - Who the hell took it?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Walking Luggage.

Drool Marks

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"Take me to your mechanic."

Robocop and Juliet.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Directions: Call a smart friend.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Second lifeReal life.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."