Mechanic At Heart T-Shirts

'Hold it a minute, Ace.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Whaddya mean 'the clutch has done'! - Who the hell took it?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Walking Luggage.

Drool Marks

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Robocop and Juliet.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

Second lifeReal life.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'