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"The pacemaker implant was fine. But you need to remember the password."

Boy at Computer.

'I used to blag my way through life. Now I blog my way through it.'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

The Anti-Agent

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Second lifeReal life.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'