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The Anti-Agent

Digital Fomo!

"Textin’"

Tossing computer into canyon.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Second lifeReal life.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Is there an audio edition?"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'