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'They're twittering. One more great idea like flying they've stolen from us.'

The Anti-Agent

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Digital Fomo!

"Textin’"

Tossing computer into canyon.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Second lifeReal life.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Is there an audio edition?"

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'