Love-struck Techie T-Shirts

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Online Dating

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

cuPad

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Young Love'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Using a social media app to date

Boy at Computer.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

"The pacemaker implant was fine. But you need to remember the password."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Blind data.

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."