Love-struck Techie T-Shirts

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Online Dating

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

cuPad

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'Young Love'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

Using a social media app to date

Boy at Computer.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"The pacemaker implant was fine. But you need to remember the password."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

Blind data.