Love's Techie T-Shirts

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Klimt Kiss Phones

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

cuPad

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'Your website or mine?'

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Young Love'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

'That must be my computer date.'

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!