Technical Love Guru T-Shirts

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Right click for yes...

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"You're solemates!"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Words of Love

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'