Technical Love Guru T-Shirts

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Right click for yes...

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Robots In The Boardroom

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

The Modern Novel.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"You're solemates!"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Words of Love

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'