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Tossing computer into canyon.

The Anti-Agent

The Googler

Digital Fomo!

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

Oog is backing up all our files.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I think we could work very well together."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'