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Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Anti-Agent

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Googler

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Early cyborg.

Gadget geek.

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Digital Fomo!

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Fixing the Computer.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."