Techie On The Edge Gifts

'Hey! These new Google glasses are great!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Anti-Agent

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Googler

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Early cyborg.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Gadget geek.

Digital Fomo!

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Tossing computer into canyon.

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Fixing the Computer.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Edison invents the personal stereo

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."