Tech-tinkering Gearhead Gifts

You're all set - We topped off your fluids, replaced your filter, and emptied your cache.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Early cyborg.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Gadget geek.

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Fixing the Computer.

'3-D TV Kit'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Edison invents the personal stereo

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"