Techie With A Messy Side Gifts

When was the last time you cleaned this keyboard?

The Anti-Agent

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

Oog is backing up all our files.

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Is there an audio edition?"

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"The record player is skipping again."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'