Techie With A Heart Pillows

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Hey pal, can I surf for a bit?'

The Anti-Agent

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"I think we could work very well together."

How to create a password you can remember...

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Is there an audio edition?"

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Boy at Computer.

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.