Compassionate Techie Pillows

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"I have an app for that."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

First O.M.G. church.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Binary Meditation.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Social media messages

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

You Have 1 New Messages

Holy phone

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Using a social media app to date

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Why god isn't listening...

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

Blind data.