Techie With A Heart Gifts

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Hey pal, can I surf for a bit?'

The Anti-Agent

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I think we could work very well together."

How to create a password you can remember...

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Is there an audio edition?"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Boy at Computer.

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.