It Specialist With A Light Heart Gifts

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

Oog is backing up all our files.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Boy at Computer.

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"The pacemaker implant was fine. But you need to remember the password."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

Why god isn't listening...

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

Remote control bridge in bath.

Orchestra playing to working man.

Computer Repairs

'They're twittering. One more great idea like flying they've stolen from us.'

Unplugging and going outside

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

Robot with a sense of humour.

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

Gall Stones Specialist: 'This too shall Pass!'

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'