It Specialist With A Light Heart Prints

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Boy at Computer.

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Why god isn't listening...

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"The pacemaker implant was fine. But you need to remember the password."

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

Orchestra playing to working man.

Remote control bridge in bath.

Robot with a sense of humour.

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

Computer Repairs

Unplugging and going outside

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

Gall Stones Specialist: 'This too shall Pass!'

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'

"Any idea what the password is for reactivating dad?"