Motorhead Madness Prints

"Fuel prices are now so high... I've had to pay with the shirt off my back!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

A souped up car...

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Cow outboard engine

"D'you have any porn porn?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

CLEAR!

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

Toy repair.

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Sore Loser

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

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