Motor Head Gifts

I love my motor.

"It has 'stop start' technology. The other pedal is the clutch."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Drool Marks

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

Motor Tourism

Touring Cyclist

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'God's speed.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Cheesie Rider

Smile

Idle parts

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Oil shock.

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."