Petrol Head Gifts

Oil Derrick Crop

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Oil Prices,

My bailiffs took my car away.

"... I slow for petrol"

Cheesie Rider

Sloth Compensating

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

"Free massage with fill."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally."

'You said you liked red cars.'

Drool Marks

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Touring Cyclist

"What old school? This is my life."

Motor Tourism

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'God's speed.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Smile

Idle parts

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

US Energy Needs.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car Dentistry.