'It's the worst case of petrol head I've ever seen.'
Petrol Heads Gifts
Looking for a gift that will shift gears in a petrol head’s life? Our collection of automotive-inspired products features playful cartoons and clever designs perfect for car lovers who appreciate a bit of humor. Whether it’s for a mechanic, a racing fan, or someone passionate about all things with an engine, our range of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints brings their love of cars to life with a fun, creative twist.
"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."
Touring Cyclist
Motor Tourism
"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."
'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'
"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."
"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"
Cheesie Rider
"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."
"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."
Car Breast-Feeding
Jeremy Clarkson.
"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."
I love my motor.
"I told you not to polish the car too much."
National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).
A souped up car...
Oil shock.
Tune up $90. Tinker $20.
Big yellow sports utility vehicle.
'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'
"D'you have any porn porn?"
Bump in the road.
Cow outboard engine
James May
Parts of an automobile
Now play some Metallica!
Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.
Jewellers - Show her you love her.
"We always get a good pitch at the site."
"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."
'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'
"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."
'Fuel efficient automobiles.'
Petrol Heads Gifts Collection
Petrol Heads Mugs
Discover more petrol head mugs, perfect for the car lover who enjoys a good laugh with their morning coffee.
Petrol Heads Pillows
Explore our petrol head pillows—adding humor and character to their favorite lounge or garage space.
Petrol Heads Prints
Browse our range of automotive-inspired prints—because every petrol head deserves stylish, witty wall art.
Petrol Heads T-Shirts
Find the ideal petrol head t-shirts—funny and stylish, perfect for any automotive enthusiast’s casual wardrobe.