Petrol Heads Pillows

'It's the worst case of petrol head I've ever seen.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Touring Cyclist

Motor Tourism

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Cheesie Rider

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Car Breast-Feeding

Jeremy Clarkson.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

I love my motor.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

A souped up car...

Oil shock.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Bump in the road.

Cow outboard engine

James May

Parts of an automobile

Now play some Metallica!

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'