Prideful Petrolhead Pillows

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

US Energy Needs.

Cheesie Rider

Oil shock.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Car Breast-Feeding

Jeremy Clarkson.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Bump in the road.

James May

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'Are we broke yet?'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas prices up.

Fuels paradise.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

'Do you have poop points?'

"How deep are those pockets?"

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Micheal Schumacher.

Oil Price

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."