Penny-pinching Petrolhead Pillows

High fuel costs cause criminals to economize.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

US Energy Needs.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Gas Prices

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas eyedropper.

Diesel Prices

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

Sorry Fuel Crisis

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

"... I slow for petrol"

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

'It's a hybrid.'

"Back so soon?"

Back to coal

"We thought it would save us money if we bought you the wood, and you made your desk yourself."

Fossil fuels, Dinosaur horrified to discover petrol station attendant pouring petrol from his tail

Courteous Self-Service.

Raise Your Right Foot!

"I sold my car $1500 last week! It's actually worth only $750! The guy understood! I'd just filled it up with gas!"

'He went into shock when you presented him with the hospital bill.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.