Penny-pinching Petrolhead T-Shirts

High fuel costs cause criminals to economize.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

US Energy Needs.

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas Prices

Gas eyedropper.

Sorry Fuel Crisis

Diesel Prices

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

I'm angry at the oil companies, aren't I? Fuel price anger counseling. – $25. You're right. It's really me I'm angry at. I'm a fossil fuel addict, is that it? The fact I pay soaring prices reminds me of my weakness and inability to change my behavior! Breakthrough … let's talk about my mom. Zzz.

"... I slow for petrol"

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

'It's a hybrid.'

"Back so soon?"

"We thought it would save us money if we bought you the wood, and you made your desk yourself."

"I sold my car $1500 last week! It's actually worth only $750! The guy understood! I'd just filled it up with gas!"

Fossil fuels, Dinosaur horrified to discover petrol station attendant pouring petrol from his tail

Back to coal

Courteous Self-Service.

Raise Your Right Foot!