Petrolhead Pillows

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

"How deep are those pockets?"

"Typical men - all torque."

"Remove card quickly...hoooo, not quick enough. That's going to cost you!"

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Formula one gasoline price

Oil shock.

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

James May

'Wow! That was fast. . . how much did you put in, Burl.'

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas guzzler.

Fuels paradise.

Motorist in long queue at petrol station walks over cars to pumps.

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

"I remember when they wouldn't dare raise gas prices more than a penny a gallon!"

fuel price hike

Bump in the road.

"WHAT?! At £1.65 a litre, someone's making a fortune!"

"Believe me. No matter how many self help books you read, you will never become a formula one car."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'When are you going to get rid of that gas guzzler!'

Top Gear not cancelled - just resting

Good service

'I think that'll do!' says man to attendent filling up car, as car burps.

Demolition Derby.

My Dad's SUV guzzles less gas than your dad's SUV!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

'Just so you don't have ANY chance of running out of gas, here's a gallon for each of you.'

"You can fuel some of the people some of the time, but you can't fuel people all the time."