Petrol Head Pillows

Oil Derrick Crop

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Oil Prices,

My bailiffs took my car away.

Jeremy Clarkson.

"... I slow for petrol"

Cheesie Rider

Sloth Compensating

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

"Free massage with fill."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally."

'You said you liked red cars.'

Drool Marks

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

Touring Cyclist

Motor Tourism

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'God's speed.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

US Energy Needs.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Smile

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Idle parts

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."