Petrolhead Ponderer Gifts

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

Oil shock.

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Keystone XL

"Is there a God?"

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Tribal masks.

Bump in the road.

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

Bizarre sights.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Fish Food

The Loneliness of Power

'Are we broke yet?'

Fuels paradise.

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"How deep are those pockets?"