Petrolhead Ponderer Gifts

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Oil shock.

Keystone XL

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Bump in the road.

Tribal masks.

James May

"Is there a God?"

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

The Loneliness of Power

'Are we broke yet?'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Fuels paradise.

Bizarre sights.

Fish Food

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.