Motor Heads Gifts

'It's the worst case of petrol head I've ever seen.'

"We car mechanics are like surgeons - we find it unpleasant if everything is finished but there are still parts left..."

Drool Marks

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"What old school? This is my life."

Touring Cyclist

Motor Tourism

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'God's speed.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Cheesie Rider

Smile

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Idle parts

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

A souped up car...

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Oil shock.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

I love my motor.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'