Metal Head Gifts

Now play some Metallica!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motorherd

Motor Tourism

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Music for car stereos

I love my motor.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

A souped up car...

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Santa Metal Claus

Cow outboard engine

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'