Stone Age Motorhead Gifts

Caveman's Dream Car

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

A souped up car...

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

I love my motor.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Cow outboard engine

"D'you have any porn porn?"

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

CLEAR!

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

FedRex

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Musical Mestizo.

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"It has 'stop start' technology. The other pedal is the clutch."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Toy repair.

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"