Iron-pumping Motorhead Gifts

What gym did you say you're coming from?

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Drool Marks

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Motor Tourism

Touring Cyclist

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'God's speed.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Idle parts

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Smile

Cheesie Rider

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car Dentistry.