Iron Pumpers Gifts

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Brawnstorming session.

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Important Muscles.

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Bowling ball head.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Happy Tots Day Care.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

Editor. Short. Sweet.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

Biker and Cyclist.