Profit Pumper Gifts

man pumping up profit balloon

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

Let's Celebrate

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Gloat

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Sales.

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'