Profit Pumper Gifts

man pumping up profit balloon

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Let's Celebrate

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Gloat

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Sales.