Profit Peeper Gifts

...All those in favour of flying to Switzerland, withdrawing out secret bank account and splitting?

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Annual profits,

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

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'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'