Profit Prober Gifts

"No, that's a happy face. I need you to go out there and put on a brave face."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Let's Celebrate

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Gloat

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."