Profit Prober Gifts

"No, that's a happy face. I need you to go out there and put on a brave face."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Annual profits,

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

ACME Balloon Company.

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Let's Celebrate

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Gloat

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.