Iron Pumpers Pillows

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Important Muscles.

Bowling ball head.

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

Muscular Dad

Biker and Cyclist.

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."