Ironic Iron Pumper Pillows

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Important Muscles.

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Bowling ball head.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Unplug and chill out."

Olympic Jar Opening Event

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

Muscular Dad

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."